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Every Halloween, the Grange hall holds a masquerade ball, and the prize for best costume is the Golden Gourd: a heavy brass trophy, shaped like a pumpkin, with a tiny bell on its stem that jingles whenever it moves. This year the trophy stood on a high shelf behind the stage, waiting for the midnight unmasking. I help run the ball, so I was there when the lights went out at midnight and came back up a minute later — and the shelf was empty. The Golden Gourd was gone.
The first thing anyone noticed was gold dust. A glittering trail of it ran from the stage, across the dance floor, and into the cloakroom. One guest wore gold dust by design: Vivian Marsh, who had come as a living golden statue, dusted from head to toe. Her dust was on the punch table, the stair rail, the photo booth curtain — everywhere she had stood all night. A trail of it proved nothing at all.
The second thing was the bell. The coat-check attendant, who sits beside the cloakroom door, told me that during the blackout she heard a faint jingle from inside the cloakroom — the sound of a small bell moving. Someone had carried the trophy in there while the lights were out.
Four guests could not be placed on the dance floor at midnight. Vivian, the golden statue, had been posing for photos near the stage. Elena Ruiz, in a witch costume, had been on stage leading the group dance, in front of everyone. Felix Grant, in a skeleton suit, had been working the music table all night — and he carried nothing bigger than a phone, no bag at all. And Marcus Webb, in a pirate costume with a toy sword and a loot bag, told me he had spent the whole evening in the photo booth.
But the photo booth told a different story. The booth attendant said the booth stood empty from half past eleven until the lights came back on — and a guest waiting for her turn said she watched Marcus walk past the booth toward the cloakroom at five minutes to midnight. Two people, who had never spoken to each other, put Marcus away from his alibi at exactly the wrong hour.
And then there were the two things left behind. A toy pirate sword leaned against the trophy shelf, where someone had set it down because a heavy brass trophy takes both hands to carry. And in the cloakroom bin, under a pile of coats, lay a loot bag with its handle snapped clean through — snapped the way a handle snaps when the bag inside is far heavier than candy. Marcus’s crew had lost best costume to Vivian’s statue two years running, and this year the trophy would sit on their table instead.
So I lined the facts up: the dust that proved nothing, the bell in the cloakroom, the empty photo booth, the sword by the shelf, and the snapped bag handle. Only one guest fits them all. Who took the Golden Gourd?